I wish more comments made me laugh like this

September 18, 2008

I fished this comment from a post this morning to highlight it for your enjoyment. It came from Andy, IP address 24.174.190.156

Derek,

What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re like a black person joining the KKK. I know you identify more as a woman than a man, and that’s ok, but aiding and abetting the enemy is disgusting.

I’m all for women’s rights but the female chauvinism you espouse is no better than male chauvinism. I wouldn’t necessarily expect any better from the man-hating dykes on this site but from a man I would. Shame on you.

Andy,

I sure am glad you were able to clearly point out for me that I do, in fact, identify more as a woman than a man. Those gender roles are gosh-darned confusing sometimes!

When you say “enemy,” you must mean “women!” How clever of you! I’m glad that you can grasp that even “enemies” need rights, too. And wow, that sure sounds like a lot of female chauvinism I’m propagating. Perhaps Ariel Levy should have featured me in her book!

And what a relief you expect better behaviour from men than from women! I do feel a bit sheepish now that you’ve put me in my place alongside the “man-hating dykes.” What can I do to make it up to you? Can you invite me to your little MRA club so we can complain all day about how the Violence Against Women Act is oppressive to men? Pretty please? I can’t wait to hear back from you!

Yours Truly,
Derek xoxo


Just because I totally have a crush on Sarah Haskins

June 29, 2008

Once again, thanks to Holly for bringing this to my attention. Here are some videos by Target Women. (I’m linking them because either I suck at embedding or WordPress hates me.)

Target: Women… Yogurt Edition

Target Women: Wedding Shows

Target Women: Suffrage

Target Women: Botox


I need comfort for the week ahead…

February 24, 2008

And, since I figured I’m not the only one who has a massive workload to prepare for this week, I thought I’d share something funny with you. Extra bonus points if you’re a Star Wars fan.


How I Love xkcd

February 23, 2008